Once upon a chart that refused to go up, a lab hamster escaped from a forgotten trading basement. His name was Hank — but the terminal called him “Rocket Fuel #1”.

After chewing through enough ethernet cables to reboot an entire exchange, Hank stumbled onto the big red button: LAUNCH. One slip of a tiny paw and suddenly our fluffy friend was strapped to a rocket, headed straight for on-chain orbit.

Now Hank roams the memeverse, blitzing rugs, strafing paper hands, and airdropping morale to every degen stuck in eternal crab. He doesn’t do “slow and steady” — he does 11 candles in one block or nothing at all.

Join the rocket crew, buckle your tiny hamster helmet, and help Hank turn the timeline into a launchpad — one squeak and one meme at a time. 🐹🚀